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The lost months

And now… the last 3 months described in bullet points:

Returned from Brazil

  • Poverty
  • Rain
  • Sleeping on couches
  • Borrowing money
  • Wanting to be back in Brazil
  • Despite this, happy to be in London with good friends, sort of

Cambridge

  • Ange’s sister Belinda lives in Cambridge
  • We rode our bikes through the university grounds and watched the ‘punt’ boats on the river
  • Beautiful city centre, lots of old looking buildings and a sunday market selling amazing samosa’s
  • Plenty of drunks kids with big IQ’s, the worst kind of drunk kid
  • On the last night we saw DJ Jazzy Jeff (old-school hip-hop!)

Bethnal Green

  • Found a place that was extremely cheap in East London
  • Right next to a massive park (Bethnal Green) with tennis courts, basketball, soccer (football they reckon), lots of chavs (bogans) with dogs (bulldogs) who have to excercise their dogs in a 5 metre x 5 metre cage right next to our house (very strange)
  • 9 housemates and 1 bathroom, but suprisingly quiet most of the time. Originally 3 Polish girls , 2 South African guys, one spanish guy. Now 3 Polish girls, 2 South African guys, 1 Spanish girl, 1 French girl. There must be a joke somewhere in there. Great not to be living with Australians (no offence). Our housemates are very funny and nice people (socialists). We love our house.
  • 1 stop from Liverpool St but the tubes are manic in the mornings, have waited 4 tubes once before being able to get on. Hot, sweaty, smelly tubes. We’ve now started to take a bus to avoid it.

Markets are free

  • Our first few weeks back we just went to markets: Portobello (clothes), Borough (best food in the world), Colombia Road (flowers - we bought some for our room - don’t ask me which ones, I don’t know), Spitalfields (all of the above)
  • I challenge you to make me a better toasted cheese sandwich than that which you can buy at Borough Market. It’s not possible and if you take up the challenge I get free toasted cheese sandwiches. So, go on.

Cinematic Orchestra

  • I booked tickets for this before I went away to Japan, Australia, Brazil
  • FRONT ROW! Wicked act
  • These guys are an amazing fusion of jazz, funk, orchestral, hip-hop. I thoroughly recommend. My mum loves them and she has good taste in music (sometimes)

Mr Scruff

  • Our second gig since coming back. Scruff is cool, but this gig wasn’t great - mostly because we were too broke to drink too much and we all know that it is nigh on impossible to have fun without alchohol.
  • Had a bit of a dance but not as much fun as the last time we saw him.

Parliament Hill

  • Hampstead Heath is one of the most beautiful parks in London. Much more unkempt than the other parks - it always reminds me of Sherwood Forest in Robin Hood. On one side of the park lies Parliament Hill - which, next to the London Eye, is the best view of London city i’ve seen.
  • You can’t exactly see all of London from Parliament Hill, mainly the East half, but it is incredible because of the distance you can see. When you live in London it’s hard to imagine life outside of the concrete jungle, but from this vantage point you can see past the city towards the rural areas. It’s a relief to know this actually exists.

Abbey Road and Lords

  • One especially rainy summer day we decided to pack our cameras for the day and become tourists.
  • I’d already been to Lords with Dad, but for Ange’s Dad’s sake I dragged her along to take a photo in front of this hallowed turf.
  • About 10 minutes walk away is Abbey Rd (home to the recording studio of the Beatles) and that famous crossing from the cover of one of their albums. Forget that its an iconic landmark, its funny just watching people trying to get photos of themselves crossing the road. The perfect shot has no cars in sight and you have to look forward and stretch out your arms while you walk - and for extremists, to wear a white suit a-la John Lennon. But, there are always cars, and there is always this confusion about whether you are going to walk or wait for them to pass. If you like seeing near-misses between cars and pedestrians this should be your first stop.

Ange’s Birthday

  • Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Angeeeeee. Happy birthday to you. Hip Hip. Hooray. Hip Hip. Hooray. Hip Hip Hooray. (Cue some jerk with ‘For she’s a jolly good fellow….’)
  • We had a big picnic in Bethnal Green for Ange’s birthday at the start of June. It was a BIG picnic. There were tapas, salads, falafels, wine, beer, thankfully lots of sunshine and about 20 friends (no jumping castles).
  • The boys kicked around a Geelong football (not paid up, but proud nonetheless) and resultingly couldn’t move the next day. But that may have been down to more than kicking the football.
  • We wound up at our house as the sun came down and a few of us greeted it as it came back up. I woke up in our garden.
  • Happy Birthday to you

San Sebastian

  • Great to come back to my favourite place in Spain. Beaches, food, drinks and um… rain? We took a few days off work to give us a long weekend.
  • Night 1: Delicious tapas, litres of sangria and a dance in some crap bar with our mates from London - Dave, Dan, Kallie and Rhi. We were staying in the Old Town, so, thankfully, a short stumble home.
  • Next day awake at midday. You’ve got to relax on holidays right? Straight to a restaurant for greasy food followed by an ice-cream (its the San Sebastian way). We then went up to the fun park (via the funicular) on top of the mountain overlooking the main beach. Not only is this one of the best fun parks you will ever go to (it has dodgems, pat the donkey and a rollercoaster), it also has the best view in San Sebastian.
  • Dodgems are the most entertaining fun park activity and I want some in my backyard when I buy a house.
  • I won a watergun on the ‘Race the turtles’ amusement. The watergun had a leak, which fatally flawed its operation. I gave it to some kid afterwards who is no doubt rueing having taking a piece of plastic junk from a stranger - when he could’ve refused and made me look harder for a bin.
  • Gave the trampolines a miss this year.
  • Went to an Italian restaurant for dinner because we wanted a proper meal - tapas for every meal is not cool.

Biarritz

  • 1 and a half hours from San Sebastian on a train lies Biarritz, just inside the French border. We caught some old-school trains with interiors coming straight out of the 70’s. Funky.
  • I love France. J’aime Francais or something.
  • I tried to speak a little bit of french and then realised it’s been 13 years since I was learning French at school (that is a scary thought). I wish I kept it up, Latin has turned out to be fairly useless. OK… completely useless.
  • Biarritz is quite a posh place, big buildings, boulevards lined with expensive cafes. Beautiful beaches and lots of annoying small dogs.
  • Again we had Italian food for dinner, perhaps the best Italian food i’ve ever had. Well done France.

Afro reggae

  • Afroreggae is a huge social movement in Brazil, aimed at keeping kids in the favelas (slums) away from selling drugs and getting involved in wars with rival factions that dominate some of the poor parts of Brazil. It’s a brilliant premise - bringing them education in music, arts and dance and stopping the growth of gangs.
  • We saw a gig by Afro Reggae one night at the Barbican which was really cool. Great drumming and some really nice vocals as well. There was a bunch of kids from East London in the audience, who Afro Reggae had been doing workshops with recently, and near the end they all jumped on stage for a dance.
  • The night after the gig we went and saw Favela Rising, the documentary about how the group was formed and the work it does. GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE. These guys are inspirational in what they do for the kids of Rio and the story of their formation is incredible. It’s life-changing sort of stuff, go and see it now (because your life needs to change).

Ben’s 30th

  • Last weekend we celebrated Ange’s brothers 30th.
  • After a few beers in a bar in Camden, we ended up in some party in Dalston. Actually it was a converted church and it had stuffed foxes, people wearing fancy dress, an underground theatre and it was bloody cool. London can be so random.

Audience. This is my life until about 5 minutes ago.

(Temporary) Photo (of the) Finish

The pressure is getting to me - here’s 29 of the best from the past couple of months. Now, quit the death threats.

Curtain call

Shit; an apt first word describing the feeling of being back to London, the stale smell of the London Underground greeting me on my return and having to work again. After 3 months, 5 countries and 38 cities I’ve been forced back to a sane existence by that overly controlling western force - money, and a lack of it. The desire to continue travelling lingers heavily, but i can’t complain. It’s been a great run and it won’t be long till i’m back doing it all over again - bigger and better. The people i’ve met and the places i’ve seen have been beyond my wildest dreams.

Post Spain, I caught a 26 hour bus to Milan, still reeling from a draining week at Benicassim. I’d organised a two week stay on an organic farm 40km from Milan, Galbusera Bianca. The farm was made up of a number of rustic and crumbly buildings surrounded by 30 hectares of vegetables, fruits and beehives (including 100’s of varieties of tomatoes, apples, pears, plums and peaches), set within WWF protected park land. My hosts were Gaetano (the owner of the farm, who stayed in a gorgeous Italian mansion nearby replete with pool, tennis court, private parkland, a lake and apparently Italy’s tallest tree), Andrea & Milko (the bosses on the farm) and Rosa & Davide (Milko’s family who also stayed on the farm). Oh… and a bunch of dogs including Rocky, Vamos, Arturo and Willy. I initally stayed with another volunteer, Alberto, who is originally from the Friulli region in North West Italy and now lives in Eindhoven in the Netherlands and at the end of my stay with a couple of Swedish girls and a German.

About 5 minutes into my arrival, Andrea had already whipped up a spicy Amatriciana pasta dish, gave me a glass of fresh plum juice from the farm and I was in gastronomical heaven. Given that I eat huge portions of pasta daily, the Italian food was going to suit me. Every meal I had on the farm was beautiful, lots of cheeses, breads, pastas, polenta and freshly picked veggies, i’ve learnt a heap of recipes and i’ve consumed mutliple litres of olive oil consequentially because it is the true secret of Italian cooking. Work consisted of 6 hours each weekday and 3 hours on a Saturday, weeding, pruning, planting, watering, picking and processing the fruits and vegetables (besides selling raw fruit and vegetables we also transformed a lot of it into juices and preserves). Full credit to farmers, after a week my body was aching all over, at times it was pretty tiring work. But to see the results of thatwork, get dirty, produce quality food and work with the land was such a rewarding experience.

Alberto and Andrea became really good mates over the couple of weeks. Thankfully they both spoke pretty good English (Alberto’s was perfect, Andrea’s workable!). They took me out a few nights to the local Brianza music festival. Not quite Strokes or Franz Ferdinand, but some cool cover bands, punk groups, reggae, you name it. Essentially I was the bait for them to talk to girls (typical Italian blokes), but it was such a laugh meeting the locals and having them speak to me in vastly ranging levels of English and at times sign language. Giving them stick about being a nation of cheating footballers was also fun until I was told to stop by one fairly large Italian. I stopped immediately. Italian football contains no cheaters. The guys tried to teach me a bit of Italian, but the words I learnt were mostly restricted to ‘Rastafarian’ - Rastafari, ‘Assassin’ - Assassino and the like (not that difficult to remember I know) and about 100 variations of Italian swear words. I drove my first scooter one night back from the music festival. Not ideal when done with another bloke on the back, through the narrow and winding mountain roads, with dodgy headlights, no idea on directions and after a few beers. Sorry Mum.

Being used to the frenetic pace of London working life, the abundance of free time here became hard to fill. You could eat pasta, star gaze, lie in the spiral gardens and ultimately when completely bored start drinking. It’s a lifestyle I learned to love. Alberto kept me entertained with stories of Italian politics, culture, how much better his region of Italy was and teaching me about Biodynamic (the method of production used on the farm which relies heavily on factors such as the moon position and shape). The production methodology was developed by Rudolf Steiner (same guy whose theories are behind Steiner schools) and some of them are pretty amazing. In one, a bull horn is buried for several months containing a variety of flowers such as Dandelion and then retrieved and has incredible qualities as a manure. In another the bugs that are found on the Eggplant trees were collected, placed over the fire and ground into ashes, dynamised into water and then sprayed over the crop in a figure 8 action. It was very interesting stuff. Alberto is studying the method with the aim of eventually starting his own community with some friends of his in Friulli. Complete hippy and a great bloke.

After my stay on the farm I ventured south to the Cinque Terre, five idyllic Italian villages stretched across the coast near Genoa and positioned precariously on huge cliff-faces. I based myself in La Spezia for the night and caught the train up to each village and even walked between a couple of them. However it was late and I was leaving the next day for Venice. The coastline is unbelievably beautiful and I definetly want to come back and explore more. Venice was out of this world, a gorgeous water city full of way too many tourists. You see hundreds of photos and hear about Venice, but to actually go there is pretty breathtaking. I spent the day wandering around the little streets and enjoying the romance of being by myself. Finally I caught a train to Friuli where I was staying with Alberto from the farm. We went to Grado, an island off the coast about 100km from Venice (with a very cool church dating from the sixth century) where his brother was staying, caught up with his mates for beers and then the next day I made my way to Trieste on the Italian border and then Rijeka to catch a ferry to Split.

Yes I just wrote 5 paragraphs on Italy, I love it. I’m keen to try learn the language this year and return to travel around more and catch up with friends. Maybe even to live there in a couple of years for a bit, i’m sick of all the damn Aussies over here!

Following a largely sleepless night on the ferry given that I had to sleep in a walkway between the bar and restaurant, I arrived in Split, a fairly small harbour town half way down the Croatian Coast. The Croatian accomodation is fairly unique in that private rooms dominate hostels. So when you depart your bus/ferry/train you are besieged by hordes of old ladies holding signs asking you to stay at their place. I walked around Split for a few hours, Dioclesians retirement palace, a pretty small beach and 14,000 6 ft Croatian girls with 5 ft of legs (sounds like a Russell Crowe band). Later that afternoon Carl, a mate from work, and his girlfriend Lauren arrived - some welcome company. We dove straight off to some of the cool bars i’d spotted earlier in and around Dioclesians palace and ate with the locals at the freshest fish house in town - or so Lonely Planet said. The next day we caught a catamaran across to Hvar island, about an hour away. One particular old lady intrigued us more than others for some reason and we followed her ‘5 minutes’ to her house, which actually felt more like 20 minutes and was up a series of steep steps much to the novice backpacker Carl’s dismay. You big sook! The place was pretty basic, but at least we had a room. Quite a few backpackers looked set for a night sleeping on the dock having not been able to find a place to stay. We spent 4 nights in Hvar, did a couple of day trips across to Palmizana in the Pakleni Islands, Bol on Brac Island and spent lots of time at the Hula Hula Beach Bar a few coves away from the old town listening to chilled music, sipping on beers, spreading out on the rock platforms in the sun and going for the occasional snorkel in the Croatian sea (incredible hues of blue and green in the water). Not being able to catch a ferry to Dubrovnik we hopped on a 6 hour bus on the Thursday. Croatian buses don’t seem to ever take the amount of time they advertise, we arrived 8 hours later. Dubrovnik is an incredible walled city, surrounded by green seaside with plenty of secluded coves. On arrival, a big Croatian bloke, Nikola, hip and shouldered the old ladies successfully and we took up the offer of accomodation. The rooms were really cheap and although the place wasn’t very close to all the action of the old town, Nikola told us he doesn’t sleep and will drive us anywhere we want to go at any time of the night, every sentence sprouted including at some stage ‘I drive you, it take 5 minute’. This theory was tested by us on our first night. We went to a restaurant recommended by Nikola half way between the hostel and old town for some quite nice fish and pasta, then straight after our meal finished we were driven to the old town and again picked up when we had roamed the tight alleways and bars of Dubrovnik Old Town until 3:30 in the morning. What a great bloke. He even picked up a couple of other Aussies at 5:30am the same morning. Apparently he doesn’t sleep all summer and hibernates like a bear in a single room all winter with a big stockpile of food and a bed (well thats the theory we postulated anyway). Dubrovnik entailed more lizard-like laying on the seaside rocks and walking around the city walls. After a couple of days Carl and Lauren left whereupon I gave up on all sightseeing activities and chilled out mostly at the hostel. It was a trend that was set to continue to the end of the trip.

Getting to Budapest from Dubrovnik is a bit of a mission I discovered. After a 6 hour bus return to Split, I caught another 6 hour bus up to Zagreb, slept in the train station for 9 hours (well about 1 hour of that was sleep and 8 hours was avoiding strange people hanging around the platforms wearing daisies in their hair), then finally got a 5am train to Keleti station in Budapest, arriving at about midday. Those maths more than likely don’t add up, but stop counting and keep reading. From the face of it, Budapest was the kind of city I wasn’t going to join. Lots of invasive grey buildings, parliaments and museums. I caught a bus from the train station attempting to get to the hostel, immediately the inspector asked for my ticket, which given that I had never been checked for a ticket in the rest of Europe, I didn’t bother getting one at the station. My first experience of Budapest is a 2500 Forint fine which thankfully equates to about 5 quid, but I think you have to pay 10,000 normally, so I was lucky. Out of stubborness I decided to walk to the hostel which was actually the other side of town in Buda (Budapest is split into Buda and Pest halved down the middle by the Danube river). An hour and a half later I was still being stubborn so didn’t mind too much about the walk. Thankfully the hostel had a room. It’s much further out than a normal hostel, but I had heard great stories about it. If they hadn’t have had a room free I would’ve possibly cried until they gave me one, thankfully there was one bed left and in the worst case scenario you can camp in the back yard or just sleep on the floor. It’s the kind of hostel and environment where you would actually be happy to do that, i’ve never been to a better hostel. The whole place was full of really cool people, most of whom had been in Budapest for multiple weeks and had seen nothing more than the thermal baths… and I was keen to join them. Eventually that day I caught up with Carl and Lauren who came straight here from Dubrovnik and had been getting the inside tour by Lauren’s housemate Greg from England who grew up in Hungary and holidays there in the summer. That night we went to the Castle overlooking the city and a 24/7 restaurant that serves only savoury and sweet pancakes of different forms. I don’t know how I got back to the hostel, the transport here pretty much dies after 11:30, but when I returned it was to the entire hostel’s inhabitants cramped into the kitchen and lounge area getting completely wasted. I was so destroyed after two hours sleep at a train station the night before I gave it a miss, but I knew they’d do the same the next night anyway. The next day I went to the Gellert baths, the cities oldest thermal spa. It was such a relaxing experience, we spent about three hours criss-crossing between wave pools, 8 degree pools, 38 degree pools, saunas, swimming pools and avoiding the obviously sexually charged stares of other blokes in the men-only bathing area and massage rooms, sick old bastards - put your pants on! I wanted to collapse in a heap after the baths, instead we went to one of Greg’s favourite restaurants for one of the most filling lunches I’ve ever had and it all cost £2, a rare remnant of Hungary’s cheap diners from a few years back before affiliating with the EU. Crumbed fish, some sort of bean stew and potatoes - delicious. That night Carl and Lauren flew out, returning to London, I got back to the hostel to be greeted with the news that everyone was off to the Mongolian Barbecue all-you-can-eat all-you-can-drink restaurant - not ideal given my late lunch, but I was up for getting completely hosed, it was after all my last night of the trip. About 20 of us filled the restaurant, I watched as everyone else gorged on feasts of fish, meat and other unidentifiable objects which apparently tasted OK if barbecued well. The bastard maitre’d made me pay individually for beers which was ultimately going to cost more than getting the all-you-can-eat all-you-can-drink option, so of course I started taking beer, wine and sangria donations from every other occupant in the room, don’t remember half of the night (didn’t matter, noone else did either) had a bloody awesome night to cap of the trip and payed for the grand total of 2 beers. I’ve finally learnt how to budget. So whilst I didn’t see much of the city, Budapest was brilliant and I finally learnt that travel is not so much about the place you’re in but the people you’re with… and so ends my ’sitting on the knee of your grandpa and taking advice’ moment for you all.

I won’t go on anymore about how much i’ve loved this trip, it’s repetitive, i’ve used amazing, awesome, great and other superlatives about 10 times each and i’ve got sore hands from typing seriously for the first time in 3 months. Until the next exciting addition to this site - Adeus, Hasta Luego, Arrivederci, Do videnja and Viszlát. Be good or be good at it.

San Sebastian + Pamplona

It’s been another busy two days. I caught the bus to San Sebastian from Bilbao yesterday. Young bloke sat next to me and asked me something in Spanish and I gave my typical quizzical look back and told him I spoke English. To which he replied ‘oh right mate, well I’m from Warnambool’. Turns out he goes to Monash Uni and is over here to do an exchange in Sweden. So we chatted about all the typical travel things and then he told me there was a free Bob Dylan concert on the beach that night in San Seb. I didn’t even know! Given we both didn’t have a room in San Seb we decided to try and find something together. San Seb is difficult for accomodation at any time in the summer, let alone when Bob Dylan is playing a free concert. We had no luck finding anything so then came plan B - Leave the luggage at the internet cafe and stay awake all night to catch a bus to Pamplona at 5am for the running of the bulls. Obviously we were substantially affected by alchohol to devise this plan. It all sounded so good.

With a long night ahead of us we started drinking heavily early, adding to our demise early morning. The concert was amazing in that thousands of people piled onto the main surf beach. Bob Dylan is obviously old because his voice was buggered and we could hardly hear him, much like listening to one of his CD’s through a pillow. But it was an experience nonetheless. I met up with Candice’s boyfriend Chris on the beach, who I had never met, but recognised in the photos from Fi and Kate’s birthday. Ends up he is a St Bede’s boy who finished Year 12 the same year as me, so knew all the Beaumaris/Mentone regulars. Sam (mate from Bus) and I were by ourselves after Bob Dylan and some Spanish Hip Hop act played and were actually pretty good (better than Bob Dylan!), even if I didn’t know what they were talking about. By now it was about 2am and we spent the next 3 hours overseeing numerous bar closures, sitting in the gardens with our heads in our hands and eating crap take-away. Finally 5am arrived, we rejoiced and caught the bus to Pamplona.
The smell of urine in the streets as we departed from the bus in Pamplona set the tone of the city atmosphere. Here were thousands of filthy runners who hadn’t slept or showered for possibly many days and who were still drinking at 7am. Respect. We walked down to about 500m from the start of the bull run (Having had no sleep apart from 20 minutes on the bus, I had a great excuse not to run). We stood up on the barriers and I got a couple of movies and pictures of the festivities and angry bulls. The streets were full of runners and unsprisingly a few got hit, theres not much room there. A couple of people were stretchered away, but it wasn’t a total massacre. Apparently earlier in the week some guy was paralysed and a few people have had horns go through a few body parts although no-one has died since 1996 - comforting! From the streets, the bulls are guided into the bullring. We ran up to the stadium to get some seats and watched as one by one all the bulls came out into a crowded bull ring to be taunted by the runners. It’s not a nice spectactle, but great when the stupid tourists get smashed by the bulls and get their revenge.

By now it was about 9:30, I was destroyed and decided to bus it back to San Sebastian alone. I’ve thankfully found a dorm bed at the Pension Aussie for a few nights to relax, go to the beach and maybe even get up to the Pyrenees for the Tour de France. San Seb is a gorgeous town with a couple of beaches, great shops (although I can’t afford anything) and cool tapas bars. It’s just a pity it’s raining and 22 degrees! Found out there’s a Guns and Roses gig in Bilbao over the next few days which is very tempting for a laugh, will see how it goes. Just checked the website: Ladytron, Ben Harper, Cardigans, The Cult, Fun Lovin Criminals, Deftones, Pretenders, Tricky, Placebo. I could be tempted.

Flamenco + Madrid + Toledo + Bilbao

Check out these regular updates! I’m either a superstar, or getting bored - you know the answer. I’m in Bilbao at the moment, home of the very cool Guggenheim Museum built by Frank Gehry. I spent today taking 5,000 photos of the museum and wandering around the works. I can’t say the gallery itself is as good as anything like Tate Modern (I get sick of looking at paintings prior to 1980, i’m so cultured) but the architecture of the place is unbelievable, I just stood and looked at the place for a couple of hours. Massive titanium sheets cover the entire exterior combined with Federation square-esque glass.

I’ve been here a couple of days, well a day and a half really. Watched the end of the men’s Wimbledon final and then watched the Football in the comfort of my pension. Big goal by the French early, but I always thought the Italians were going to come back. I still think they are cheating bastards and I hate how they continually dive, but despite earlier comments I thought it was good to see them win. It will also be great to watch the whole team being sold to new clubs. Trezeguet, a Frenchman playing in the Italian league certainly did good for his career in Italy by missing the penalty (The bitterness hasn’t left me yet!).

I hadn’t planned to spend so much time in Bilbao, but I’ve felt worn out the last week and wanted to rest up in my own room in a more temperate and less busy city. I didn’t get up to much more in Seville - took a bus tour of the city which was not as great as it should have been for 15 euros. The girls and I also took in a Flamenco show just out of the city centre which was pretty fun. It was a proper show as opposed to some dodgy tourist affair. I said my goodbyes to Kris and Kel on the Friday morning and caught a 6 hour bus to Madrid (happy days).

Madrid didn’t really impress me at all, it’s a very big, dirty, monotonous row of buildings in my opinion, I was obviously missing something. Admittedly the galleries are probably the draw card and like I said I hate looking at thousands of circa 13th century paintings. I didn’t even bother going to any of the galleries. I checked out the El Retiro Gardens, where the Spanish like to stroll at night, but didn’t think it was that amazing either. I feel bad for not enjoying a European city of so much acclaim - actually I don’t care, but hope I haven’t offended any reader on here who is smitten with the place (your a wanker if you are!).

I did one day trip out of Madrid to Toledo, a town an hour or so South perched on a hill next to the River Tajo. Again, I wasn’t all that thrilled. Maybe the 40 degree weather in Madrid and Toledo and fact both places are as far away as you can be from the ocean was a factor in my dislike. Nonetheless I have photos, have been there and never have to return - the Australian travelling in Europe mantra. Later that night I watched the Football play-off between Germany and Portugal with a few guys from Exeter I’d met at the hostel. Typical whinging Poms, but we stayed out until 5am playing of all things table football - perhaps the crappest of all games invented (because I wasn’t very good at it).

I’m heading to San Sebastian tomorrow, a beautiful seaside city close to the French Border to stay for a few days - might do a couple of day trips to Biarritz (best surf beach just over the border) and Pamplona (possibly checking out the running of the bulls). I’d love to try and time a look at the Tour de France as it progresses through the Pyrenees as well, but i’m dreaming at this stage. Barcelona and Valencia beckons after that and then onto the Benicassim festival in Castellon on the 18th (Hope my spelling was OK this time? Why do Spanish keyboards have this ‘¿’ key for, i’m intrigued). Adios!